Quotes by Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.