In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.