I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.