Always desire to learn something useful.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
You never know what motivates you.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
I can, therefore I am.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.