Quotes About Marriage

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.