I won't eat anything green.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.

Man seeks to change the foods available in nature to suit his tastes, thereby putting an end to the very essence of life contained in them.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.