Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Well done is better than well said.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
After a storm comes a calm.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.