Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.